Readers PILLS = Saucy School Madam

$79.00

John Waters once declared: 'If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't f**k them.' 

Well, reading has just had the hotness dial turned up to 'fetch me a fan I'm about to faint' with the introduction of Happy To Sit On Your Face's new range of seductive reading glasses - PILLS. 

Get yourself a pair and then to the library, the bookstore, to drive your fellow bibliophiles to distraction. 

Acetate frame / Diopters Lens / case included / suitable for prescription lenses 

 Measurements:

Lens H 42.5mm/ 48.4 mm

Bridge W 24.6

Frame H 53.5mm / W 142mm

Temple L 142 mm


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Readers PILLS = Saucy School Madam

Readers PILLS = Saucy School Madam

$79.00

All the little things you might wonder

  • Orders are usually dispatched within 1–2 business days. Order before 12pm Monday to Friday and we will often send it the same day.

  • Yes. We accept returns on full-priced items within our returns policy. Sale items are final. Full details can be found on our Returns page.

  • You’ll find us in Oamaru, NZ. Our store lives inside a converted grain store on Harbour Street, now filled with clothing, homewares and things worth taking home.

  • While we don’t currently offer gift wrapping, please enquire at housekeepersdesign@gmail.com

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Because good taste is not accidental.

We do the looking, so you do not have to.

Every piece is selected for how it feels, how it wears and how it lives in the real world. Nothing overworked. Nothing forgettable. Housekeepers is for people who know what they like, trust their instincts and appreciate being shown something genuinely good.

Housekeepers lives inside a historic grain store on Harbour Street. It is a space filled with good light, good energy and very good things.

While we ship nationwide, our roots are firmly local. The shop floor shapes everything you see online, and the feeling carries through.

Housekeepers is led by Sally-Ann Donnelly, whose eye for design and instinct for what works has shaped the store from the beginning.

We buy for the bold, the brilliant and the quietly confident.

For people who enjoy dressing with intention, curating their spaces thoughtfully and choosing pieces that feel personal rather than predictable.

If you know what you like, trust your taste and appreciate being shown something genuinely good, Housekeepers is for you.